randomness de brittany

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NEW BLOG!! ———> brittanyinnihon

i will not be using this account anymore!! so if you want to continue following me go to my new one. =]

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CANDY [starring Heath Ledger mmmmmm =D] is officially one of the saddest movies ever. but its reallyyyy good.

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Jelli, Brittany, and Emma’s New Years Eve To-Do List

What to wear!
wear a dress ne?

tights underneath!

black boots or any boots

Where to meet!
Fussa gate around 11, Emma’s taking the shuttle so she’ll be there at like 10:50, so Jelli should meet her there : D

TO DO LIST
shop shop shop!

take sticker pictures (with emma FINALLY)

Starbucks :)

Take Jelli to work at 3:30

Emma and Brittany go to West Side and chill!

Jelli picks them up at 7!

Visit Iggy?

Go to Jelli’s for photoshoots, food, movies, party popper type things emma’s mom bought, sparkling juice, and New Year’s Countdown complete with a 10 second camera timer countdown to the new year :D

MAN IM READY TO GET OUTTA THIS HOUSE!

OMGGGGG I SERIOUSLY CANT WAIT!!! =D

Via Emma Loves Rad Rants Rad Rant.

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fourfortynineAM

my contacts are hella dried out. that my cue to say GOODNIGHT!!! =]

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mario brothers

me- i’m the only one with balls!!

sean- well i have a giant head, so i dont need balls.

HAHAHAHAHA

me- i’m the balls. youre the head…

sean- AND KRISTINA CAN BE THE SHAFT!!

me- come on shaft! pick the level already!

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fourthirtythreeAM

bleh, i feel numb.

goodnight

Chat

Kalan:
If its 11: 30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
[brittany]:
yeah. its almost 2010
lol
Kalan:
lol
[brittany]:
im totally right
haha
Kalan:
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
[brittany]:
idk. i dont believe fortune cookies. haha
Kalan:
lol..
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
[brittany]:
because theyre hovering above the ground? =/
lol
idk XD
Kalan:
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
[brittany]:
uhm no
maybe in europe?
lol
or australia
everythings backwards there
Kalan:
lol
Kalan:
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
[brittany]:
because secretly ice is the gateway to hell. so theres boiling hot water underneath.
hahaha not bs at all
Kalan:
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
[brittany]:
i cant think of anything smart to say lol
what else is new? hahaha
Kalan:
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
[brittany]:
well unless your a freak id say you catch the baby at the bottom
Kalan:
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
[brittany]:
no. because their blood alcohol level would be under the legal standards, thus they are not UTI
Kalan:
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
[brittany]:
he keep them in cages
yes. thats how fast kristina moves
Kalan:
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
[brittany]:
cause theyre hpoing somebody will get hit so they can laugh about it secretly later in their bedrooms while they dod the nasty with themself
no, they carry blank ones. proves a point.
Kalan:
haha
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